This. Right here. This is the most beautiful thing you will ever see in your entire life. You may as well go kill yourself now because there is no possible way that your life can ever get better than this. It's all downhill from here, my friend. He who has seen The Chin cannot walk away from the experience unchanged; it is seared forevermore into the eyes and soul of the beholder, like the golden rays of the daystar on the tender, milky flesh of a neckbearded goon.

    But there are some misguided souls that think that there exist chins to rival or even beat Abe's most magnificent mandible. They are fucking stupid. Regardless, I will address some of these fucking stupid claims so all can clearly see them for the fucking stupid bullshit they are, just in case some of the people reading this are mentally damaged half-blind imbeciles that are sadly incapable of properly appreciating The Chin.

    One of the most famous chins on television perhaps, but just look at this smug asshole. He thinks he's hot shit, but all he's got is the 50+ demographic that only tune into the Tonight Show because they've already passed out from the valium-and-scotch cocktail they had during the 11 o'clock news. Was there ever a time in the past decade when Jay Leno was telling jokes that were actually funny? Yeah, I didn't think so. While the size of the chin is impressive, it creates a pointed, effeminate profile that, when coupled with his terrible personality, is truly terrible.
    So many people talk about Bruce Campbell's chin but I just don't see the big deal. I mean it's really hardly even there. Okay I guess it's sort of a manly jawline, but the chin itself is totally underwhelming. And WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT A DOUBLE CHIN? Is Bruce Campbell some kind of closet fatty? Yeah, I see you trying to hide it but the second you let your guard down BAM, FAT ROLLS. Well we don't truck with that shit here. No sirree.
    wait why is there a fucking foot on my screen