When you compare Abe's humble beginning to his current stature, it's clear that he is a
go-getter who is on track to take over the forums from Lowtax. From there, who knows?
Guild leader of Goon Squad?
Anything is possible with Abe; the sky isn't even the limit, the furthest reaches of the cosmos could not even hope to contain his furious drive and ambition. Who else has started at such a pathetic low and become such a respected Something Awful Dot Com forum moderator? Maybe there is a moderator of Games or the Finer Arts who was more pathetic once, but those mods influences only extends over terrible forums that no one reads. If you were going to hitch yourself to a horse, and you can only hitch yourself to one horse because you're not Mormon, you would hitch it to Abe like I have, but you can't because Abe is a horse that only I can be hitched to. I plan to ride this horse straight to the top.
Giddyup, my sweet. Giddyup.
