Haiku

Bad E/N poster
But worry not, Abe sees all
Banned forevermore

If Chins Were Riches

If chins were riches
Abe would surely have the most
Of any other chump
On the Something Awful host
If chins were riches
Abe would surely have the finest
For his jaw evokes images
Of the summit of Everest
If chins were riches
Abe would surely be most generous
For all may behold its greatness
Even the most onerous
If chins were riches

WoW

One day, Abe took my raiding virginity
He promised it would so gentle and be nice
and our love would spiral into infinity
I said what the hell and threw the dice
Marrowgar thrilled me with his spins
Deathwhisper chilled with her thin grins
Gunship bored me to tears
On Saurfang, he told me to chill and have no fear
Festergut was a kick in his nuts
Rotface was wipey, but we avoided his man-slime
Putricide kicked our butts and took a lot of time
When loot dropped I always screamed Mine Mine mine!
It was fun and Abe made sure I got all the loot
When I cried and demanded the corpse-tongue for my pvp set
That worthless whiny tank was given the boot
Abe is as good as a man can get